Perfecto Simon should not eat the Sandvich (ByTheHeavy) in Mr Moran's slimy swamp

 Perfecto Simon should not eat the Sandvich (ByTheHeavy) in Mr Moran's slimy swamp

-Perfecto Simon

-Sandvich (ByTheHeavy) 

-Mr Moran's Slimy Swamp 

We’re about to get down, I'm down bad.

Why should Simon not eat the Sandvich in Mr Moran's Slimy Swamp?

First Reason:

Perfecto Simon is perfect so he shall not eat the Sandvich in Mr Moran’s slimy swamp. Mr Moran’s swamp reeks like crazy, Perfecto Simon deserves a perfecto magico swamp to eat in. It’s absurd that people actually think about this horrible idea.

Second Reason:

Picture of Mr Moran’s Swamp:

Simon is a kind, sweet kid while Mr Moran is a slimy beast.

The Sandvich gives you boosts such as super strength. Super speed and invisibility. The Sandvich boost doesn't last forever so what use would the sandvich have in the swamp if he can’t fight or prank anybody but Mr Moran? I must admit though Simon is the definition of perfection, he is also mean.

Conclusion: 

Perfecto Simon must not eat the Sandvich in Mr Moran's swamp.